Ask Ted Kord Anything

((urgh, sorry, did not mean to post that here. Really really sorry.))

I feel like ever since I started taking questions from you guys, my life has gotten weirder. And it was already weird enough. 

Okay, first of all, I would redo him completely. Canadian Gold. Booster Bagged Milk. I don’t know (Canadian Gold sounds like a really great drink.) He’d have to have a whole uniform redesign, and a gun that shoots maple syrup. His backstory would be that he was a logger from the future who came to the present to log even more trees or something. Also Skeets would get little antlers because he would hate it.
Anyway, that’s how it’d go if I were alive. But from what I’ve been seeing Boost’s a lot more stern now, so he probably wouldn’t be up for something like this. But maybe I’ll kick around a few ideas for a maple syrup gun. 

Okay, first of all, I would redo him completely. Canadian Gold. Booster Bagged Milk. I don’t know (Canadian Gold sounds like a really great drink.) He’d have to have a whole uniform redesign, and a gun that shoots maple syrup. His backstory would be that he was a logger from the future who came to the present to log even more trees or something. Also Skeets would get little antlers because he would hate it.

Anyway, that’s how it’d go if I were alive. But from what I’ve been seeing Boost’s a lot more stern now, so he probably wouldn’t be up for something like this. But maybe I’ll kick around a few ideas for a maple syrup gun. 

Hey folks. Things have been pre-tty crazy around here. First of all, we all had to move to this sort of limbo-like thing, which was a pain in the keister. Then I had to find a computer with a decent connection, which was even worse. 
So, anyway, point is that I’m back, and taking questions. Ask away, if you want. Certainly kills time for me. 

Hey folks. Things have been pre-tty crazy around here. First of all, we all had to move to this sort of limbo-like thing, which was a pain in the keister. Then I had to find a computer with a decent connection, which was even worse. 

So, anyway, point is that I’m back, and taking questions. Ask away, if you want. Certainly kills time for me. 

Ever wake up and find out you don’t exist?

It’s going to be one of those days.

kaelsmiscellany:

asktedkord:

I’m going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven’t. The new season starts today, right? Hmm…

Well part two of season 6 starts today. I’d think you’d like 11 (the current doctor), he does lots of wacky things and manages to save people with a screwdriver that’s sonic.
Also, Rory is a boy.

I’ve been watching the marathon today- This show isn’t half bad! 
And hey- I was close. 

kaelsmiscellany:

asktedkord:

I’m going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven’t. The new season starts today, right? Hmm…

Well part two of season 6 starts today. I’d think you’d like 11 (the current doctor), he does lots of wacky things and manages to save people with a screwdriver that’s sonic.

Also, Rory is a boy.

I’ve been watching the marathon today- This show isn’t half bad! 

And hey- I was close. 

I’m going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven’t. The new season starts today, right? Hmm…

I’m going to ruin all my credibility as a sci-fi fan and say I haven’t. The new season starts today, right? Hmm…

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